KEA Regiments

1st Regiment, (Canterbury)

The KAOS Expeditionary Army expedites. Sometimes it fights pacifist warfare battles too.

What is pacifist warfare? I hear you ask, it's large scale killing without the hurting, obviously. It tends to involve vast quantities of paper swords and, if the Reformed Church of the Great Old Ones are involved, tentacles.

Artillery is unsurprisingly water. Bring along Big Bertha - your largest Super Soaker of silly proportions and drench some English!

We commonly fight ALF's Imperial Army, KAOS Otago, the Reformed Church of the Great Old Ones, and if their too chicken, ourselves. Pretty much we'll fight anything or anyone - even kids with cancer.