The politburo is filled with Kaosians hand picked by the glorious leader to assist him in the running of KAOS.
Of course all of these wonderful politburo members are the most loyal of the dictators followers,
none of them would ever do anything like run a resistance.
The Dictator, Archbishop Smooth, Man of the People.
There have been good times and fearful times, but through it all KAOS has given much to students and the university at large. Therefore it is only sensible that KAOS itself is rewarded with a benevolent and pure leader. The phrase "paragon of virtue" is tossed about a lot, but nowhere is there more fervent tossing than over the reign of Dictator Smooth.
Through toil, hard work and absolutely no seduction or betrayal at all, Smooth (also known as Jack) worked from his humble beginnings to become The Great Shepard who watches over the flock of rabid cats that is KAOS. It’s a heavy burden for any man to bear, but somehow he rises erect above all the sleaze and depravity that gives a bad name to dictators, giving everyone hope for a fulfilling and climactic existence.